Friday, November 18, 2011

If Brent seems sad today... he just wants to die.

Im sure everyone has a myriad of stories of their parents embarrassing them beyond belief.


You've got nothing on me.


When I was 16: Drawing a comic book series of pictures of my English Teacher where she is a super hero with the initials P.M.S. on the chest of her super hero costume landed me a talk with my mom about menstruation... that was pretty bad... but it wasn't public embarrassment! So it only qualifies as a horrible moment in life.

This is how I recall it going down...



I think I can top the story (the video will be VERY hard to beat so I wont even try).


When I was 5 we got a dog named Rusty. When I was 17 he died... Imagine when I got to work and walked up to the group of supervisors laughing. My supervisor, while wiping tears from his eyes, informed me "Your mom just called...(laughter) she said (laughter) if you are sad its because your dog died (laughter) Im sorry... (laughter)... and I guess you are excused from gym class today! (Laughter from everyone but me).


Here is a reenactment...





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