Christina Aguilera... You can sing... We get it, ok? You don't need to show us your entire vocal range, and every vibrato run in your bag of tricks, packed into 10 seconds of EVERY SONG you sing. Please just stop.
Maroon 5 made a huge mistake featuring Christina on "Moves Like Jagger" for many reasons (other than the above).
One - You are freakin weird! You reminded me of that girl in high school who's in drama and has the lead role for everything and thinks shes awesome and unique, and everyone else is stupid and immature, but not her, she's like so open minded and mature, you dont even know!. She's going to change the world! You're like 30! Just stop!
Two - You are a moron and possibly have male genitalia... Let's listen to the words of your feature on Maroon 5's "Moves like Jagger" in question: "If I share my secret, you're going to have to keep it, no one else can this..."
Two - You are a moron and possibly have male genitalia... Let's listen to the words of your feature on Maroon 5's "Moves like Jagger" in question: "If I share my secret, you're going to have to keep it, no one else can this..."
Ummmm.... That sounds scary.

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