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I hate a lot of kids programming. Early on we felt it important to teach Vivian that a certain purple pedophilasaurus was "Crap". You couldn't get her to watch it (what proud parents we were, when our little two year old Vivy would tell her grandma "No, we don't watch that crap.")


Once in a while the kids, of their own volition, get a taste for some horrible show. First was Ribbert and Robert, or something about a spray tanning homo and his pet frog...  Currently it is CAILLOU... Pronounced "Ky-oo" ... It wreaks of Candian programming swill (much like Sid the Science kid, also on the list of contention makers). The stupid french spelling of the stupid name alone gags me as I say it.

This little bald headed freak is voiced over by a grown woman trying to sound like a whinny little snot faced, annoying, poop head of a 2 year old wif.. uh-wim-it-ed vo-cab-u-wary. He constantly sounds like a little malcontent about to throw a fit and the parents ALWAYS give him what he wants! See why I think it's Canadian?
He also has a little sister who constantly get the short end of the stick because of his attention grubbing. 


Oh and there is a neighbor who I thought was his grandpa, but turns out to just be a random pervert that takes him places and buys him things.