Oh its a real addiction my friend! Its almost a life style really... A cookies culture if you will.
Today is my birthday and as I was getting ready for work I was about to get my usual peanut-butter toast when I thought... its my birthday.... eat like 20 Keebler Chips Deluxe and wash it down with a glass of milk!!! So I did.... Don't you judge me!
Today is my birthday and as I was getting ready for work I was about to get my usual peanut-butter toast when I thought... its my birthday.... eat like 20 Keebler Chips Deluxe and wash it down with a glass of milk!!! So I did.... Don't you judge me!
 | If I have cookies, they will be eaten. I can do a line of cookies at my desk and no one thinks anything of it, because I weight in at a vicious $1.50 (150lbs...) Yeah, I said do a line. ... Yeah, I weigh 150... (153 lately). |
When I was a kid I would watch Cookie Monster and think "I want to be THAT when I grow up!" But guess what... J is for JUNKIE and that's what Cookie Monster is!!! Where was the D.A.R.E. to keep kids off Keebler campaign, I ask you! |  |
It really shouldn't be encouraged, but since I have an arguable metabolic disorder: that somehow makes it acceptable and envious. . . ?
I'll bet there isn't a span of more than 3 days that I don't have some kind of cookie... and cookies are like Lays Potato chips, you can't eat just one my friend!
Its not my fault they are so accessible! Small girls even peddle them door to door or camped out in the lobby of my building! You don't have to show ID to buy them! They sell them everywhere!
If my buddy Chris and I were having a rough day in the office we would sneak down the back alley of the best in town from the Loaf N Ladle a couple times a week
Now think about this... swap out the word cookie anywhere above and replace it with alcohol or heroin... and you would be organizing an intervention for me!
"Did you see Brent??? He's working on a 5th of Keebler Soft Batch... at work... That guy has a major problem!"
"I like how he thinks no one knows he keeps that in his desk!"
"You can smell it on his breath all the time!"
"Look at how skinny he is! I'm really worried about him..."
Don't worry about me. I party like Charlie Sheen, baby! I eat full bags for breakfast! That's how I roll! Yeah, Im on a drug, it's called Nabisco! WINNING!
I'll bet there isn't a span of more than 3 days that I don't have some kind of cookie... and cookies are like Lays Potato chips, you can't eat just one my friend!
Its not my fault they are so accessible! Small girls even peddle them door to door or camped out in the lobby of my building! You don't have to show ID to buy them! They sell them everywhere!
If my buddy Chris and I were having a rough day in the office we would sneak down the back alley of the best in town from the Loaf N Ladle a couple times a week
Now think about this... swap out the word cookie anywhere above and replace it with alcohol or heroin... and you would be organizing an intervention for me!
"Did you see Brent??? He's working on a 5th of Keebler Soft Batch... at work... That guy has a major problem!"
"I like how he thinks no one knows he keeps that in his desk!"
"You can smell it on his breath all the time!"
"Look at how skinny he is! I'm really worried about him..."
Don't worry about me. I party like Charlie Sheen, baby! I eat full bags for breakfast! That's how I roll! Yeah, Im on a drug, it's called Nabisco! WINNING!
You weight alittle less then I was when I was pregno lol
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