Chastity Bono - the spawn of Sony (spell check, is that right? Like my CD Player?) and Cher (spell check...)
Went and got herself the ultimate fashion accessory... Dont make me say it.... and went on Dances with the Stars (thats the name of that show right??)
Here is my problem... They refer to her in the masculine: he, his, him, transgender ...
You are a woman. Sorry, but you are. Deal with it.
If I buy a shiny, expensive police badge and have it surgically implanted on my forehead, it does not make me a policeman!
If I have a squirrel tail attached to my butt it doesn't make me a squirrel... it makes me a FREAK.
You might have an expensive toy there and a legal name change... but that does not mean you know what to do with it.
What is with lesbian's who want to look like (or in this case BE) men? Isn't the point of being a lesbian that you are attracted to other women? So once you undergo your "transformation", shouldn't your girlfriend not be into you anymore? Did anyone else just shiver and say "Gross!"
I will give her this though... she is sure looking the part!
Congratulations, you look like a chubby 21 year old dude who is a NASCAR fan!
Yeah, I said it.
Dancing at a state fair near you this fall!
Future NASCAR engagements to be announced!
Oh and just one more thing.... EAT IT MICHIGAN!
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