Scientist stare into space for 6 months.

Science is having some major successes this year!

E=MC2
"E=... something... yeah... whatever."

Scientist sped up something faster than the speed of light (without ripping a hole in the space time continuum mind you) spitting in Einstein's brilliant smug face, proving E may not = MC2.


More recently, and far more importantly, after six months of orbiting Mercury, NASA’s MESSENGER spacecraft is providing surprising new information on the planet.  New close-up images and data provided by the spacecraft indicate Mercury, the tiny planet closest to the Sun, has a lopsided magnetic field, much more sulfur than expected and strange “hollows” across its surface that may hint at present-day geologic activity.
NASA scientist were also able to determine fundamental flaws in Mercury's economy and figured out a way to decrease the planet's unemployment rate by donating its $20BILLION dollar budget!
I'm thrilled that NASA is spending portions of that $20 BILLION dollars on things like starring at Uranus for 6 months. Keep up the good work boy, this no doubt greatly benefits society.