
Jaime Pressly takes to the red carpet with her blonde bob sleekly combed over from the part and toward her face. (stick with me here) On the other side, her hair is tucked to wrap around her ear with a display of bulk upon the ends. A refreshing response, to the edged cut of the bob is presented away from the face when the bob is normally closed in around the face.
(wait for it...)
Generously applied bronzing presents a tanned and healthy glow. Her wide blue eyes are defined with lighter shadows, light touches of eyeliner, mascara. The large loopy earrings bring a striking artistic touch along with the black florets upon her netted dress...
And even though she is in LA (having taken up squatters rights on the set of My Name is Earl after the show's end), we can still see her trailer park from here! One can barely see the lump of chew tucked in her cheek, concealed with a touch of pink blush, thus proving: Church it up all you want, you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of her face!
Some people just look W.T. (that means white trash, its ok for me to say that cause I lived in a trailer park in Wyoming as a kid. I can get away with anything (especially at parties) and people will just laugh and say "Oh he was raised in a trailer park in Wyoming" and people with laugh it off, but you can't get away with it.)
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