I know how to use a seat-belt!
If the cabin has a sudden loss of pressure it's because there is a giant hole in it, I don't think I will breath normally into a tiny yellow cup with a bag that is not inflating, nor do I think it has a flow of oxygen, despite your disclaimer.
Wait it is a violation of federal to ignore ANY request or direction from the flight crew??? What if they tell me to do something gross?! Are they hiring?
That is the most angry looking flight attendant I have ever seen... I think she might be a sleeper terrorist.
The dog below us in the baggage compartment sounds really pissed off!
I think A: This male flight attendant really isn't gay!
B: He might also be in pain... that or he is really afraid of flying...
Who is this seat made for? Not someone who is 6'4"!
Maybe it is made for a small person with a deformed spine...

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