Insert foot here

When ever you start a new job there is a period of confusion where you are trying to figure out who everyone is, where everything is etc… Being a somewhat social person I am (yeah right, I hate people) I try to engage people (I don't know why I even try anymore). As one might expect learning 50 new names does not come quick, so I will just refer to people in general terms like: “Hey… Man.” , “How’s it going… you.”

Last week I was walking across the office and saw someone I had been introduced to the previous week but couldn’t recall a name. This person was walking with great determination so I said “Man on a mission!” … to which she replied...
(in case you missed that… SHE… The afore mentioned MAN on a mission…)
“What did you say?”

What else is there to do in that situation but just deny that you said anything at all.

"What? Nothing." I promptly sat down and hoped the beastly woman didn't accost me. I don't know if you noticed, but while I am 6'4" I weight 150lbs and could probably be picked up and broken in half by the right offended person...

Why do I even try? Go ahead, laugh it up! ;)

And now for a nerd joke (represent'in)

INSERT into tblMouth ('Foot') WHERE dbo.person.first_name IS ('Brent%') AND dbo.person.last_name IS ('Augustus')

And for the bonus points: Derivative dy = 3 r squared dr over 3y = r cubed over 3 where rate of change = r-squared DR or RD-R-R ;)