Jury Duty part 5?

I got another Jury selection survey in the mail... My fifth in the last couple years?

Indiana, REALLY??? We're doing this again? Do you have NO idea who I am? Guess not.
Utah would, and never did, make this mistake, let alone for a fifth time.

I am pretty sure I am on several black lists for Jury Duty in Utah. The only way I would get Jury Duty in Utah would be on VHS from ebay, or as a trick to get me into a court room to answer some question for the DA. Seriously, is this some kind of judicial karma? (I was a bad teenager!)

If you haven't had one of these surveys before, they ask you things like:

Are you a cop? No.

Do you work for the government? Not that I can talk about.

Is your role with your company so important that operation would cease in your absence? As much as I would like to think so...

The problem I see with this survey is, it asks me "Have you ever been convicted of a state or federal crime?" CONVICTED? Well no... It should ask: "Have you ever been guilty of, regardless of prosecution and or conviction, a state or federal crime?"

Now that would cause me pause.