BMI... BS

When I was 17... it was a very good year... I don't really remember the rest of that song.

Im surprised I remember that much!

I recently had a biometric screening which confirmed that I am still under weight.. and the nurse gave me some crap about watching that.... Yeah thanks lady, my underweightness (its a word) is something I have battled my whole life. That's right I eat like this to try and cling to every empty calorie possible. My BMI number was the first number on the scale.

Since I was 16, I have listened to people tell me "Oh some day it will catch up with you" (I believe the last time was in that biometric screening... Man I hated that nurse.) Well I guess you are all right... kind of... People waited with baited breath after I got married to watch the pounds pack on... and they did: All 4 of them!

Then people waited for my mid twenties and I lost that 4 lbs :(

Your unwell-wishing has paid off in a sense though, thanks to that biometric screening we now know that my cholesterol is too low.

There are two types of cholesterol, LDL and HDL (My life is informative as well as entertaining to watch) LDL bad, HDL good... unless you are like me and your HDL is too low and then that is bad. Funny thing? I have been eating oatmeal every morning for the last year... off set by giant cookies from Loaf'n Ladle.

Guess I better start eating more guacamole, cheese and ice cream...