Hey man, Im cool!

I was in Walmart like a year ago and saw an kid wearing an AC/DC shirt and I said "Nice, shirt. Quick name three AC/DC songs." And he was like "I can't..." Thats because you are a little poser!

Recently I was walking into Wal-mart (why do so many of my blog posts take place in Wal-mart?) and there were these two kids... kids... they were probably like 22, listen to me I sound like Im 85! These two whipper snappers were a boy and a girl, both dressed in black, he had long hair, hers was blonde and bright red in pigtails, baggy pants and a SlipKnot T-Shirt (thats a rock band the kids listen to). Basically they looked like I did when I was 17. And they were playing Hacky-Sack!

I didn't know they still made Hacky-Sacks!

So they are kicking it bakc and forth and she misses so with my cat lick reflexes, I risk breaking a hip, and I make the save and kick it over to him for the save. He says "Awesome! Dude you wanna play Hacky?!"

The girl busts up laughing and says "Stop talking to people. You don't ask people like him to play Hacky!"

People like HIM?! What the crap does that mean?! People like him.

You didn't even see my swagger wagon (minivan).

I didn't sell out, ok? I bought in! And I'll take both of you on! Let's go!
I was playing Hacky when you were in diapers, ok!
And what does that mean, people like HIM. What genre have you assigned me to? If I labeled you, you would be all kinds of bent out of shape, but oh how quick to judge are the none judgmental.
I'm every bit as hardcore as you... aight?

(Flash back: One day I came out of the office and a homeless man started following me yelling "Look at you Mr. Business Tycoon with your fancy pants and shoes!" I still don't understand that, as I was wearing Jeans and a Nirvana T-shirt... JEANS AND A NIRVANA SHIRT!)

Just because I am wearing button fly jeans from GAP, vintage band shirts, slip on shoes and can quote almost every Disney movie doesn't mean I am not still young, cool and hardcore.... Right? RIGHT??? Someone?

Is anyone else having trouble breathing? I smell burnt toast... You guys smell that right?
Im going to lay down.

XOXO

Im such a poser (Its cool, I feel alive)