My kids are trying to kill me Part 2

I say this somewhat frequently, but I really do think "my kids are trying to kill me" Part 2

This would be the face of Sophie, whos favorite thing to say right now is "How'bout a little fire scarecrow?"

This evening 2 year old Sophie had to have a bath after she came into the family room in the midst of a family function, her dress (that she wasn't wearing ten minutes earlier) soaked, smelling very strongly of our had soap, her face, arms and hair wet and sticky with unwashed soap. I took her to the kitchen sink to wash her up to her arms when I finally gave in that the child would need a full bath as the soap was all the way up to her cheeks and all over in her hair.

About the time I finished giving her the requisite bath, and was toweling her off I noticed the water all over the floor in a semi-circle infront of the toilet... and further the soap smeared all over the toilet seat. To which when asked, she replied "Yeah I went 'Splash splash splash!"
BACK INTO THE BATH-TUB WITH THAT ONE!

Round two, HAZMAT style detox scrubbing bubbles!

11:45 pm (Macy is in the bedroom laughing as I type, because we were just in the bathroom and as soon as I put my toothbrush in my mouth I had to restrain from vomiting as the, what can only be described as "distinct" taste of hand soap and toothpaste attacked my tongue.

Just in case you haven't put the two together, as it took me a minute (hence Macy's musing), that is one child splashing in a toilet smearing soap on the seat.... one tooth brush that tastes like soap.... No video evidence, but make you deductions.

As my loving wife put it "What's done is done, it is what it is. Don't kiss me."