Suddenly stinging pain shot throughout my body, I had no breath as it had all suddenly escaped me, and I couldn't see anything. If you don't know, our house is like 120 years old, which means the windows are 120 years old, which means they are basically made from 2x4's and leaded glass, which means they weigh about 2,000 lbs each.
Or at least that is how much they feel like when they come crashing down into your spine like a guilitine. The other thing about windows that old, the bottom is not flat, it is cut at an angle so water doesn't travel up and under the window. Like a blade. Like a spinal cord severing blade.
After I started breathing again I began seeing if I could wiggle my toes... Only I couldn't see them. I couldn't see anything! I WAS BLIND! And it was getting cold.... So cold....
Oh wait, it was like 10pm, that would explain the blindness and it was like 20 degrees out side and I was hanging out a 2nd story window, that would explain the cold.
None the less, unable to wheeze for help, I could wrap myself in fire crackers and jump through a flaming hoop and Macy wouldn't hear me from the other end of the house down stairs. It was up to me to somehow regain movement in my arms and get the window up and crawl back inside. Or I could just die there... I hear freezing to death isn't a bad way to go... but how long would that take with my back half in a warm house.... probably a week.
Long story short I chose life and fought my way back in! I seem to be ok but if I suddenly fall down and cant move... I'm probably just napping.
